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nursingmemes:

It’s called fall because everything is falling… leaves, temperature, bank account, gpa, self esteem

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Got your girl in the cut and she choosin’

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cosbyykidd:

JUST WHEN i START TO GET COMFORTABLE BEiNG A NiCE…. SOMETHiNG HAPPENS TO REMiND ME WHY MY HEART iS FROZEN WiTH VERSACE iCE

hoodkage:

dettolmami:

modestmojo:

hoodkage:

modestmojo:

hoodkage:

hoodkage:

let me @ this nigga first cuz its free so godkotti u better catch these bullets nigga

lemme @ staff too cuz yall better delete me when im done…

ok now i got the formalities out the way

nigga u worried about black feminists talmbout they can do w.e a man can do but i bet u cnt out roast me cuz u look like a krogan

nigga u look like u related to the brain bug from starship troopers

u look like the hood version of grendel for beowulf wit ya ugly ass

u look like a poisoned bullfrog

ya beard look like it got mold and fungus deep within it

jabba the hutt yo father

u look like a toxicroak

all yo tattoos look like they was carved into ya skin wit expired sharpie ink using a dull ass knife

u look like headbutt brick walls all day

u look like a mutated komodo dragon

bet bread u was born in a cesspool wit ya discolored ass

come at me pleighboi

edit: modestmojo for the tagteam

Lawdy lawdy lawd you got this round my clips ain’t long like yours

i tag u in jus to pin the nigga for the 3count and yo bumass …… get away from me lmao

Lmfaoooo I just showed this to like 4 niggas

LMFAOOOOOO :/ Remember when the machine gun first came out
That Shae

machine gun shae thas gonna be my legacy when i get deleted by staff lmfao

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thotiemusprime:

jesushwong:

00kinana00:

dangerhamster:

ultrafacts:

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this story always fascinates/terrifies me imagine noticing your food going missing, setting up a webcam expecting to see like a cat or a raccoon or something, only to see a grown ass woman crawl out of your closet like something from the Ring and then crawl straight back in againthat closet which, as you view the footage on your laptop, stands about a foot away from you at this moment

Id be having a heart attack


nah that hoe gotta pay me some rent or something

^

thotiemusprime:

jesushwong:

00kinana00:

dangerhamster:

ultrafacts:

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this story always fascinates/terrifies me

imagine noticing your food going missing, setting up a webcam expecting to see like a cat or a raccoon or something, only to see a grown ass woman crawl out of your closet like something from the Ring and then crawl straight back in again

that closet which, as you view the footage on your laptop, stands about a foot away from you at this moment

Id be having a heart attack

nah that hoe gotta pay me some rent or something

^

thevanitymirror:

quickweaves:

bkcarib:

ctron164:

illkim:

BROKEN PHONE SCREEN TOUR

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The “who is that bitch that was callin you last night” tour

The broken phone screen tour

Sometime I hate this site 😒😂

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theanti90smovement:

im  dropping out of school to become a full time piece of shit

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// Beauty//

chella-b:

Inner > Outer

More people need to think like you

howtobeterrell:

dopematters:

Nailed it!

Black Girls*

howtobeterrell:

dopematters:

Nailed it!

Black Girls*

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